I’m actually a little scared to tell you what I’m going to tell you today.
I distinctly remember her texting me when she got her first treatments to say it barely hurt, and it was the best thing ever. She was going to have her whole body done! No more hair, anywhere!
Like my friend before me, I may have texted a friend or two to say, “laser hair removal is the best thing EVER.”
(If you were the recipient of that text, it’s especially important that you read this.)
“Before or after?!”
And so one might hypothetically be planning to drive to one’s next appointment applying ice generously.
And if that doesn’t work. One might plan to buy black market general anesthesia and have one’s husband drop one’s body off for one’s next laser hair treatment.