And water is the devil. I don’t like it. Why doesn’t my body know it needs water and reward my sips with that little mini-high I get after I sneeze? I get rewarded for sneezing, but not drinking water? That’s just poor evolutionary design. (Yes there are evolutionists left in Texas.) Regardless, I think I drank more water today than I have in my entire life. I briefly worried I might drown. I didn’t.
Don’t everybody go and get too excited yet, after all this movement is still in its infancy, but I’ve lost five pounds since I started the blog. BLOG MAGIC. Ya, but be sure to take your supplements too: 20 gallons of water, 40 trips to the ladies room, countless flights of stairs, fruits, veggies, portion control.
I’m keeping it short tonight, but for the record: I had coffee for breakfast (meeting at work) I had Indian buffet for lunch. I used portion control. I focused on the veggie dishes. I did not eat the naan. I repeat, I did not eat the naan. Naan also has magical powers, so the fact that I didn’t eat it is a testament to my commitment, thus far. I had roasted chicken, fresh green beans, and red potatoes for dinner. No diet Cokes! It wasn’t easy.
Also, I’m so thrilled to hear that so many of you are following along and throwing your hat in with me! You know what they say…The best painful ass-kicking weight loss is painful ass-kicking weight loss with friends. Love y’all!
Angie, being Angie. A perfectly imperfect woman, daughter, friend, mother, and wife. I’m a lover and a fighter. I’m up, and I’m down. I succeed. I fuck up. (I cuss). I hope people see things here and in my writing they only think to themselves and are inspired to be unashamed of who they are.
Let’s live life… out loud.